He uncaps the [INSERT
PRODUCT] and [INSERT ACTION] it on [CHOOSE FROM HIMSELF/PROBLEM]. Thus, we bear
witness to [CHOOSE FROM EXPENSIVE CG/CHEAP EMOTION]. Standing tall, with a halo
around him, is our [INSERT PROTAGONIST] with the [INSERT PRODUCT] in his
[INSERT APPENDAGE OR ORRIFACE].
MVO: Presenting the brand new [INSERT PRODUCT] with fabulous
[INSERT JARGON] that helps you [INSERT PROMISE]
for [INSERT DURATION]. Now [INSERT BASELINE].
[INSERT LOGO X 1.5 + BASELINE x 0.75]
Cut to [INSERT COMEBACK SHOT IF ANY].